Monday, February 06, 2012

A Slight Intermission

The smell of Vi-O-Let Life Savers, and twenty different types of fresh cut flowers, two days in need of watering. An overwhelming bouquet of creatures caught somewhere in a post-life state of beautiful yet dead. A frozen limbo of wilted, and soon to be rotting...I nearly sneeze. Yet I enjoy the smell of my Grandmother's favorite candy. I can almost see the pews filled with old ladies, all holding their white purses, eating Life Savers and Butterscotch, and other ribbon and mint candies.

Cinnamon. I smile at the scent of Christmas, but Harpo is too busy undressing. There, at the birth of the pews, Harpo stands on the floor of Mahogany, shaking his wet hat at me.

Chico had used his jacket as an umbrella; running about like a bat whose wings had turned backwards and were resting upon his head. Poor Harpo, to keep dry, had depended upon his nice hat, and now it's soaked. Ruined.

But Harpo keeps shaking it -- to be playful: in my direction -- and then inspecting it, as if by magic, any moment now, it will not only be desiccated, but restored to a state of brand new. And neither of us will be surprised!

I'm getting my own performance. HARPO MARX AND HIS NEW OLD HAT TRICK.

And despite wanting to escape this well-lit entranceway of flickering candles teasing green stained-glass, I enjoy the sight of him...

He looks like a dark-haired Cherub. All pink-cheeked and wide-eyed. Cupid, before time remade him. Not a fat-faced infant, but a fit, lean man. A Peter Pan who has escaped Never Land because he learned he could make love to Wendy.

I'm shivering. My once wet, once dry, and now wet again bedsheet dress is clinging tight to my body, and I might as well be back in the sanitarium, strapped to a bed, because we're not moving.

I grab the hat from Harpo and toss it down the aisle, amongst the invisible congregation.

An unseen funeral.

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5 comments:

Ginger Ingenue said...

Written January 18th. This is the 'short but favorite' fifth piece I mentioned.

Thank you, to anyone who is actually reading this.

M. D. Jackson said...

I'm still here. I like your phrase: "The birth of the pews". As usual your imagery is hypnotic.

Artman2112 said...

you're welcome from someone who is actually reading this :D

Miss G said...

Life savers for grandmas?

Ed Schultz says they shipped the jobs over sees -- they never switch off the radio.

Probably good for the heart, those candies? Grandmas sure need heart care.

Hat if possible with Pegasus feather. If NOT possible, insert feather in hat.... let it tickle, so what.

Ginger Ingenue said...

M.D. Jackson: I knew and/or hoped you were. ;)

Thank you.

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Artman: Ha. You and eleven other poor slobs. I may even quit reading it myself...just write the pieces blindfolded.

Thank you, though. I'm lucky you support me.

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Miss G: My Grandmother's dead now, but yes, she used to carry a whole bunch of candy in her purse. Mainly Certs, but Certs weren't invented yet, when this particular incident with Harpo took place.

As for her heart: Or the hearts of other grandmothers...I don't know. She just liked candy, and mints, and gum. Always had something sweet in there! We'd sneak into her bedroom, and go digging through the bottom of her purse, and it always smelt good.

As for hats: No hats needed in this church. Tis a Baptist church, as you and my other eleven readers are about to find out. ;)